Sex Life Insurance
If you sleep with your wife that’s Legal and General.
If you sleep with your girlfriend that’s Mutual Trust.
If you sleep with a prostitute that’s Commercial Union.
If you sleep with all types that’s Group Life.
If your wife lets you sleep around that’s Liberty Life
Financial Hardship
One day, an American insurance company received a letter from a lady saying that unfortunately they have to cancel her husband’s life insurance policy. ‘We always paid it in time’, she wrote, ‘but since my dear husband’s sudden death last year we have had some financial hardship; therefore, we would like not to pay it anymore’.
Minding Own Business
I had a real claim from a person, that “I was minding my own business when a pedestrian hit me and went under my car!”
Sleep on it Tonight!
Life insurance agent to would-be client:
“Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.”