The pink coat is suppose to make up for hideous haircut but it’s not working.
A hairdryer must have fallen into the bathtub.
This is either a crazy looking dog or a child with fur.
Clearly a comb-over gone wrong.
Don’t stare at me with those bedroom eyes.
The cheapest alternative to buying a camel.
Big, sexy, hair.
The “queen bee” of the dog pack. 
I am honest, adorable, and come from old money. Don’t mess with me.