It is no secret that most men love to escape the normalcy and get away for the night. They also know that at one point or another they will end up in a dark, seedy, and arousing strip club, where everyone blends together and your girl will never see you. It is a guilty pleasure that statistically 14% of men regularly indulge in. The percentage of men who have actually visited one at least once is significantly higher. The fact is men love nude women, especially nude women they don’t know.
But what if you did know her? What if your girl wanted to be the dancer of your dreams? Many men have fantasized about it, many have actually experienced it, and even more have regretted it. There are reasons why you go to the strip club and never bring the strip club home. Here are 5 of those reasons:
You’ve seen it all before:
Half of the appeal of going to the strip club is for the strange. You enjoy seeing women you don’t know bare it all for a dollar. You want to fantasize about the girl on stage and in most cases believe you have a shot at bringing her home for the night.
When it is the woman you are with that’s not the case. You have seen it before, hopefully the night before. There is no mystery, no excitement, and the fantasy is gone. Unless she grew a third nipple overnight, you have seen it all before.
Someone may get hurt:
We have all seen the bloopers of professional dancers falling off the pole or accidentally kicking a customer. We laughed as it happened but would it be funny if that was your woman falling? Would you laugh if you caught her 6” heel in the neck? Dancers spend years practicing, working, and honing their erotic dance skills. Giving your girl 5 minutes to warm up can cost you months of waiting on her hand and foot as she recovers from injury.
What if she just sucks at it?
There is a possibility, not that remote, that she will just suck at it. You watch her struggle for 30 minutes as she tries to spin and climb the pole. The moves that you are used to from your favorite dancer are nowhere in sight. Yet, she expects a compliment and a hard on. As she leaves the pole to get on your lap how can you compliment her or hide the fact that she didn’t turn you on?
What if she likes it?
There is always the risk that your girl might enjoy it. In some cases that’s not a bad thing, but what if she enjoys it so much that she begins moonlighting at your favorite dive club? There is the risk of a boy’s night out turning into a nightmare when you find your girlfriend headlining the main stage. Try explaining to the kids that mommy likes to work the pole.
You can’t tip what she already has:
The truth is often denied but women typically own her man’s wallet. How can you stuff dollar bills into her new G-string when she was the one who handed them to you to begin with? At the club you smuggled enough singles to help fund the co-ed on stage, at home you can’t pull out your secret wad without her noticing.
Those are only a few reasons why the fantasy stays in the club, your woman stays in the bed, and you leave the house for a great lap dance. If you still feel like installing that gold pole in your bedroom, don’t say you weren’t warned. Always go to the strip club; never bring the strip club home.
About the author: Akilah Patterson is a fitness instructor who is also schooled in the art of bellydancing, and uses its techniques for unique classes in weight loss and confidence building. Akilah enjoys seeing bellydancing as a form of event entertainment, with its high energy and fun performances, sometimes including fire dancing and fire eaters.