You know in life outside, you encounter a bunch of annoying people who annoy the sh*t out of you and they just somehow, without any effort at all, ruin that day of yours.
Don’t you wish they were dead? Dramatic much indeed, but when your day feels totally fucked up and the shit RAINS EVEN FURTHER thanks to these guys, your emotions just skyrocket and you just wish, that little much that something could be done about it.
Here’s a list of the different types of annoying people you encounter:
1. That person who buys a FEW groceries with credit card
You know why the line at your local super market or convenience store is always so long? It’s not just because there are many people buying shit, it’s because some of them are using a credit card to make the purchase! This inevitably holds up the line and makes everyone behind wait. It boggles the fucking mind: WHY? Why can’t one carry some cash to buy a few groceries?
Waiting is just pain
2. Jogger who wears black on the road in the middle of the night
I don’t even need to wish these guys were dead, they are ASKING to get killed! It bewilders me to why such idiots actually exist. Black? On the road? In the middle of the fucking night? As a driver and a vehicle-owner, this really irks me. Why do these people do such things? No, wearing black at night doesn’t make you stand out or look cool in any way. You are only asking to be knocked down by a car because well, they probably couldn’t see you. Yeah sure the law definitely defends the pedestrian, but the way I see it, I call it Natural Selection.
Unless you are as powerful as black Spidey, don't wear black at night on the road
3. That one person who didn’t silence his phone in the movies
Despite many friendly warnings by the theatre to silence your phones when the movie starts, there’s bound to be one idiot who forgets to. Halfway through the movie, you start to hear the loud ring or a message tone. It’s like, “Aww man, there goes my train of thought. There JUST has to be that one dude”. Is it REALLY that hard to silence your phone? The weird part is that production companies spend millions making these friendly reminders. Tsk, what a waste.
4. Then that person picks up the phone…
But hey, guess what? The person whose phone just rang in the movies actually proceeds to answer the fucking call! He then starts to speak loudly and ruin the peace that everyone else were enjoying. You may think, “Okay, probably just a few seconds from this jackass”, but it seems to just go on forever! Apparently annoying people cannot wait to hear some good gossip or tell their moms what they want to eat for dinner.
5. Drunk dude
This is completely self-explanatory. Emo drunk would just whine his heart out and start telling you all his sob stories. Apparently many girls have broken his heart. Annoying random drunk person would be the one who happens to have the best luck of standing next to you and continuously bumping into you. Violent drunk is well, just an asshole who tries to find trouble with you. Hopefully, he suffers instant karma from others instead.
I am creepy
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