More than two-thirds of people living in New York hear their neighbours’ moaning, bumping and grinding, reveals a survey.
The news and information site for homeowners BrickUnderground.com found that nearly half of the 400 residents quizzed heard their neighbour having sex.
Most common sounds heard through the walls were thumping (60 percent), moaning (56 percent), screaming (28 [...]

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“My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects.”
Les Dawson
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.”
Steve Martin
“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
Woody Allen
“Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.”
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The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them.
So one day he asked Bubba, “Just what the hell is your secret?”
So Bubba replies, “Well Coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the [...]

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I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring [...]

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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily [...]

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The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation,” she said, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”
 A young woman rose in the back of the [...]

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Police in Australia are hunting a man who broke into a sex shop and romped with three different blow up dolls.
The intruder had his way with three dolls from the Jungle Jane range then dumped them in a nearby alley, reports The Sun.
“It’s totally bizarre. It’s a real concern that someone like that is out [...]

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Michigan Democrats trying to arouse interest in absentee voting have accidentally directed people to a phone-sex line.
State party spokeswoman Liz Kerr says a flier that included two absentee ballot applications had a misprint in the number for a campaign hotline.
The flier came from the Michigan Democratic State Central Committee and featured photos of presidential candidate [...]

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