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“My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects.”
Les Dawson
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.”
Steve Martin
“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
Woody Allen
“Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.”
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Stress Paul – Stress Reliever Feeling overwhelmed, tense, under pressure? Don’t get stressed, take it out on poor old Paul and keep your sanity! Paul is there for all your stress-busting needs…. if you’re frustrated at work, or your computer keeps crashing, he’s always there by your side. Keep him on your desk at home [...]

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