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Dogs don’t know English. It knows to sit when you say sit because it has associated that sound with a treat if it sits.
Well, either it took years to train this dog, or it was born to understand English.

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SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. ‘Would you like dinner?’ the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. ‘What are my choices?’ John asked. ‘Yes or no,’ she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her [...]

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had [...]

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