“My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects.”
Les Dawson
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.”
Steve Martin
“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
Woody Allen
“Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.”
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Complete list of 82nd Annual Academy Award nominations announced Tuesday:
1. Best Picture: “Avatar,” “The Blind Side,” “District 9,” “An Education,” “The Hurt Locker,” “Inglourious Basterds,” “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire,” “A Serious Man,” “Up,” “Up in the Air.”
2. Actor: Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart”; George Clooney, “Up in the Air”; Colin Firth, “A [...]

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Laughter is good for your health

Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.
Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease.
Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, [...]

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Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Egotist: [...]

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Chances are you have a lot of important stuff on your computer like financial documents, email, digital photos, music and more. Unfortunately, computers are vulnerable to hard drive crashes, virus attacks, theft and natural disasters, which can erase everything in an instant.
Current statistics show that one in every ten hard drives fail each year. The [...]

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Stress Paul – Stress Reliever Feeling overwhelmed, tense, under pressure? Don’t get stressed, take it out on poor old Paul and keep your sanity! Paul is there for all your stress-busting needs…. if you’re frustrated at work, or your computer keeps crashing, he’s always there by your side. Keep him on your desk at home [...]

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To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: God
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
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I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to [...]

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It’s important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass that is on the other side of the fence. But one must also be careful.
 
 

Sometimes you can reach too far!

But when you find yourself over-extended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out [...]

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